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02/06/2009 – Top 5 Dress Code Improvements

February 6, 2009

If the company’s awash with rumors and innuendos about changes to the dress code (and I’m not saying it is) get your suggestions in here. Or, list the most notorious violations. Please change names to protect the guilty. Hurry before rampant flip-flop wearage takes away our Friday Jeans Day forever.

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  1. February 6, 2009 4:37 pm

    Improvements
    Women: Uniform – Either an ensemble circa 1909 (hobble skirts, leg-o-mutton sleeves, and emu hats, short-heeled boots suitable for marching for women’s sufferage) OR circa 1962 Mad Men (wiggle skirts, sweaters, circle pins, and pointy-toed stilettos, lipstick to be worn at all times, no gum chewing).
    Men: Ascots and cravats must be worn with smoking jackets over Lord Fauntleroy knickers. OR open necked linen shirt with jodhpurs and riding boots. OR choose any ensemble (including jaunty hat) worn by Daffyd on Little Britain.

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