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11/21 – Top 5 Guilty Pleasures

November 20, 2008

Friday Fun in Frakking Free Fall?

There was serious debate late Thursday as the mysterious FF committee met to decide on this week’s top 5. Ratings and participation have degenerated faster than a kegger at the Colorado Governor’s mansion. As Patrick O’Brien said in a brief interview: “There’s a lot to answer for. I’m looking at you and your ‘top food’ topic, Michael Motorcycle.” O’Brien denies being a founding member of the FF committee and further, denies the existence of such an entity.

Friday Fun Stats
Friday Fun Stats

This week, the non-existent FF “star chamber” or “death cabal” has decided to go back to their roots. As O’Brien put it “You know, the kinda roots where the topic threatened to expose you and your co-workers to ridiculous amounts of humiliation and potential personal harm.” That’s right, fun. So for this week’s Friday Fun, (hold on while I whip this out): Your top 5 guilty pleasures. If you’re pretty sure no one will judge you for what you list, try again. No one wants to hear about things you don’t feel guilty about. We’re talking Barry Manilow, your weekly trip to Furr’s cafeteria, flying to Virginia for a fish pedicure, stealing your kid’s birthday money, or voting for Ralph Nader. I take that last one back. No one could find that pleasurable.

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